Introducing the team's dirtiest player.. Jackie Wu. He has an amazing statistic of 13 dives per match. Its a wonder he hasn't been sent off in any match. He can even dive when the ball is like 5metres away?? Sometimes the ball is even further, its a disgrace to the beautiful game..

When interviewed, Jackie Wu had only this to say," I where got dive lah?!(australian speak singlish leh~) The player had most defintely kicked me!"

The supposedly fouler, Cah Nee Nah retorted by saying, " It was a most blatant dive, i wasn't even close to his feets and he fell like he was shot down by some gun!!"

Jun Wei was furious when he heard about the accusation and said, " Jackie would never dive !! I know him personally and i am sure he isn't that kind of person."

Reports from the club is that they are going to get a psychologist, Rachel Tay, to help Jackie Wu solve the problem of him diving. They feel that he is a great goalkeeper bar the fact that he dives farrrrrrrr tooo much. They hope that the psychologist would help Jackie become normal and go on to become the greatest goalkeeper there is.

Jackie, labelled as the next Reina, is an up and gone goalkeeper with quick reflexes who loves to dive.

ok lah jackie!!PLEASE continue diving or not the team will lose every match we play..